Think tanks think and think and think.
Think tanks link, to think in sync.
Think tanks think, in sync, of Tink.
Suddenly, Tinkerbell exists, because people believe in fairies!
Tink thanks think tanks.
Think tanks blink, and need a drink.
A thousand much deserved apologies to the late and much-missed Theodor Geisel; and special thanks to Google Image Search and to Rhymezone's rhyming dictionary, without whom this travesty could not have been assembled from the central, spooneristic tongue twister "Tink thanks think tanks." (Bet you can't say it five times fast — I know I certainly can't.)
Of course, I now remain stuck with a final image of disembodied brains flying unsteadily about in a sterile laboratory room, possibly bumping into each other or walls, since they're high on ethyl alcohol doped (originally) with synthetic serotonin and (later) with fairy dust. (Tink pranks think tanks!)
Now will somebody tell the ambulatory/volitant hallucination that they don't believe in her before she gets into the other liquor cabinet? One impossible entity is quite enough for the day; we don't need her to go believing in more fairies.... or, heavens forbid, pink elephants.
2 comments:
::slow clap:: Bravo, good sir.
... you know, I can't quite tell whether or not that was intended sarcastically? ^_^;
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