Thursday, December 11, 2008

Blogs

No, not mine; I promised. This is about other people's.

Specifically, I've just spent an hour clicking random 'just updated' blogs on Blogger's front page (the one that shows if you're signed out), and reading them. Not the entire blog, of course; generally just the first post. (I left a few of you comments; if you tracked me back here, well, now you know how I found you.)

I didn't actually keep statistics, although I should have. I vaguely recall that:
  • Probably about fifty percent of the titles that scroll by are obvious spam.
  • Of the non-spam, about half of the blogs are in English; the great majority of the remainder are accounted for by Spanish, Portuguese, Tagalog, Chinese, and Japanese, although many non-English blogs have English titles. ("Applefish!")
  • Most blogs have three or fewer posts and have been around less than a month. (I would tentatively hypothesize that blog survival times follow a Zipfian distribution.)
  • Several separate blogs are entitled "My Mobile Blog"; from what I've seen of those, I assume they're a Blogger interface to some sort of photoTwitter.
  • Astonishingly I was only once subjected to vanity erotica.
  • As is usual for the Internet, most people can't spell. (I would also put forth the tentative hypothesis that the sociality of a blog correlates inversely with its grammatical correctness.
  • The next thing you think of to say is always more clever.
Also I am very sorry to have missed clicking the blog apparently entitled, approximately, and nothing to get hung about: as I Ctrl-tabbed back to the Blogger pane and it was already fading away.

... I hate to end a post the same way twice in a row, but now I want strawberries.

(Apparently this time I forgot to hit Publish Post, though.)

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